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晚上從漁碼回來 看到一個奇怪的人加我MSN
後來大概三點多的時候
他竟然上線了...聊了之後
真是我這輩子遇上最妙的事之一:
[聊天記錄]
我:哈囉 請問你是?
He:who diz
我:蛤?!
He:how old r u
我:不是你加我的嗎?
He:wat r u saying
我:aren't u a taiwanese?
He:no
(勾起了我強烈的好奇心...)
我:who a u?! did u add me into ur list?
He:wat is your names
我:Peter, and u?
He:Tahva
(怪名字 = =|||)
我:Mmm? Do we know each other ?
He:sorry i wil delete your email
我:wait..
(所以要好好瞭解一下...)
He:no we dont now each other
我:I'm wondering how u know my mail
He:your email just came on mine
我:really? so weird
(明明是他加我的~怪了!!)
我:r u a boy or a girl?
He:boy
我:where r u from?
He:n i m anlony 11
^^^^^^他應該是要打"ONLY"
He:bermuda
^^^^^^^百慕達耶~~酷不酷?!
He:were r u from
我:really? where is it?
(我甚至對這個地方一點頭緒也沒有)
我:Taiwan
He:o
我:do u know the place
(想確認一下台灣的名氣 = =|||)
He:k bye
我:ok bye
He:i wil delete it k
我:ok, suit urself
(難道就要結束這麼有趣的對話了嗎?!)
He:r u a super star
(因為他看到我的暱稱吧:"A Super Star,...")
我:not really, it's my ambition
He:or do u want me to keep it but i am under your age
我:u r 11,right?!
(想再確認一次 因為他年紀實在太小了)
我:that's fine, how do u think the age is an problem?
He:but if u dont we can get to now each othe if dat alrigth with u
He:not realy
我:oic
(開始有點答非所問 他的口語有點不合文法 我瞭解地有點吃力 ><)
He:how old r u
我:but maybe we r really so far from each other
我:20
He:k by
我:m....so let me know if i have to delete u
He:k bye
我:bye
(第二次說"bye")
He:is dat your real picture
(可是他又開了新話題...|||)
我:nope, it's Chris from Coldplay
He:dat is not your real picture
^^^that
我:u know the band in Britian?
He:no
我:that's fine
我:by the way, r u a gay?
(我想會不會是在什麼交友網站留下的聯絡資料 = =|||)
He:no
(呼~~幸好不是 ><)
He:y u say that
^why
He:wat is your name
我:I don't know...
(實在太難解釋 為什要問那個尷尬的Q)
我:Peter, u asked before
He:o i forgot
我:and yours?
He:r u gay
我:not really
He:u r not realy gay
我:correctly, I'm a bi
He:wat is a bi
我:bisexual
(不小心出櫃了)
我:do u know the word?
He:no
(我只能說"哇哩咧" 很難聊耶)
我:that's ok, u r still too young
He:k
^ok
He:a how u get that ok
^^(是指表情符號的部分)
我:what? I can't understand?
(被弄得的點亂了 = =)
He:never mind i got it c
He:ok
我:Ok
我:u r clever
我:Ha....I get it
He:do u have any more or something like dat
我:let me check
He:u can show me
(於是陸陸續續傳一些表情符號給他 族繁不及備繁)
He:not dat
我:so what do u want?
He:sory my mom was coming
我:no idea
我:m.... so ?
He:i dont want he to c it
我:ic but why not?
He:ya
He:i wil get in trouble
我:really?
He:yop
我:and can u describe ur place"Bermuda?!" for me
我:I have totally no idea of that
(後來我還自己查了維基百科:http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%99%BE%E6%85%95%E9%81%94)
He:it look like a fish hook
我：m...is it an island?
He:n u
我：a big nation?
He:r u a super star
(他又問了同樣的問題 = =|||)
我:no
He:did i say that already
(而且還自己發現...)
我:u've asked
He:o
我:do u have pic?
He:i dont have a proble or nothing i didnt c it beace my computer
He:wat is a pic
我:picture of urself
He:4 my email pictuer
He:i just want to c what u lokk like?
He:how u get dat pictuer
我:which one?
He:u hav a webcam
我:yap
He:lies
我:really
He:is dat you
He:I don't know how to get a picture of dat
我:yes
He:could I c u?
(然後就開訊給他看 ^^)
He:u r good looking
我:no, u r telling a lie ha~~~
(其實心裡有點小暗爽!!!)
He:u could c me
我:so do u have a webcam?
He:wat am i doing know
我:do u have a webcam?
He:show me wat i am doing
我:i cannot c u
He: u lie
我:really = =
He:u sad u can c me
我:no~~I just asked
He:o
我:'cuz u didn't place any picture and no webcam
He:make a w with your fingers
我:wat
He:do u smoke
我:a little
我:why do u ask that
He:u smoke a little
我:yes
He:because i can c it in your eye
我:u lie
我:can u change ur picture
He:i know
He:ya
我:no~i want to c u
He:dat all
(他只是換了另一張搞笑的照片罷了 = =|||)
我:do u have a gallery?
(我有點被惹毛了 這小毛頭有點聽不懂我在講什麼是不是 ><)
He:i dont have a webcam
我:ic
我:is there any Asian in ur country?
(趕快換話題好了 不然很煩...)
He:i think so
He:ya
He:r u Asian
我:yes, Taiwan is next to China
He:o i have a lot of stuff made from taiwan
我:what time is it now in ur place
我:really/ like what?
He:do u have a PSP or PS2
我:no
He:or X-box
我:I don't play games
我:it' s not popular here
He:o
He:i keep thinking u r 11
(又回來了...|||)
我:why? do I lokk young
He:i just wat to know
He:a little
我:asians always lokk younger than u r
He: u look 13
(哈~~有沒有那麼幼齒丫?!)
我:no... I'm 20 already, I don't have to lie u
He:a have anymore of tham pictuers
我:tham?
(他很多字的用法 我都看不懂 有點惱人)
我:I can't get it
He:say something like yo
我:I am a not famous singer
我:still study in the University
我:in Law
He:o
He:and i never asked if u were
我:m....
He:do u have a child
(哇咧~~丫不是說我像13歲 = =)
我:I checked that ur place is belonged to GB
我:ha~~~~of course not
我:I have no relaitionship now
He:wat is GB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我:Great Britian
He:who is dat
(他竟然不知道 我真的被打敗了)
我:are'nt u from Bermuda?
He:ya
我:so u r an English, right?
He:ya
我:that's what I mean
(我跟小孩子真的沒辦法溝通 我說真的 = =|||)
我:Wait ....
He:wat u mean
我:u r an English
He:ya
我:it's difficult to chat with u
(我終於說出了我的心聲...)
我:Ha~~
He:ha ha
我:My roommates r just coming
(番薯跟小月...又吵架了 = =)
我:what's that?
(他傳一個影音檔給我)
He:play it
He:u hear somthing
我:i'm trying
He:ok
(.......)
我:nothing
我:I can't hear it?
He:ok than
我:what's that
He:so u r studying 4 law
(很賤耶 都不回答我)
我:yes
He:is collage hard
我:yes
He:thanks
我:why thanks?
我:hey~~I got to sleep
He:some advice
(咦~~我想:我們之間是真的有點代溝)
我:ha~~~no sweat
He:k bye
我:so can I keep u in list?
He:a wat time is it
我:4:00a.m here
我:and urs?
He:3:54 pm
(所以大概剛好差了十二個小時吧?!)
我:ic
He:u r am rigth
(這句話我完全看不懂 >"<)
我:yes
(就亂回答一通...)
我:so it's really late here
He:men u can stay up late
我:i'm exhausted, in fact
我:ha~~~
他:let's chat another time ^^
其實還蠻沒重點的 老實說
不過我後來上線 他也是一直噹我
好像一副很愛跟我聊天似的
害我有點受寵若驚 = =|||
後來大概三點多的時候
他竟然上線了...聊了之後
真是我這輩子遇上最妙的事之一:
[聊天記錄]
我:哈囉 請問你是?
He:who diz
我:蛤?!
He:how old r u
我:不是你加我的嗎?
He:wat r u saying
我:aren't u a taiwanese?
He:no
(勾起了我強烈的好奇心...)
我:who a u?! did u add me into ur list?
He:wat is your names
我:Peter, and u?
He:Tahva
(怪名字 = =|||)
我:Mmm? Do we know each other ?
He:sorry i wil delete your email
我:wait..
(所以要好好瞭解一下...)
He:no we dont now each other
我:I'm wondering how u know my mail
He:your email just came on mine
我:really? so weird
(明明是他加我的~怪了!!)
我:r u a boy or a girl?
He:boy
我:where r u from?
He:n i m anlony 11
^^^^^^他應該是要打"ONLY"
He:bermuda
^^^^^^^百慕達耶~~酷不酷?!
He:were r u from
我:really? where is it?
(我甚至對這個地方一點頭緒也沒有)
我:Taiwan
He:o
我:do u know the place
(想確認一下台灣的名氣 = =|||)
He:k bye
我:ok bye
He:i wil delete it k
我:ok, suit urself
(難道就要結束這麼有趣的對話了嗎?!)
He:r u a super star
(因為他看到我的暱稱吧:"A Super Star,...")
我:not really, it's my ambition
He:or do u want me to keep it but i am under your age
我:u r 11,right?!
(想再確認一次 因為他年紀實在太小了)
我:that's fine, how do u think the age is an problem?
He:but if u dont we can get to now each othe if dat alrigth with u
He:not realy
我:oic
(開始有點答非所問 他的口語有點不合文法 我瞭解地有點吃力 ><)
He:how old r u
我:but maybe we r really so far from each other
我:20
He:k by
我:m....so let me know if i have to delete u
He:k bye
我:bye
(第二次說"bye")
He:is dat your real picture
(可是他又開了新話題...|||)
我:nope, it's Chris from Coldplay
He:dat is not your real picture
^^^that
我:u know the band in Britian?
He:no
我:that's fine
我:by the way, r u a gay?
(我想會不會是在什麼交友網站留下的聯絡資料 = =|||)
He:no
(呼~~幸好不是 ><)
He:y u say that
^why
He:wat is your name
我:I don't know...
(實在太難解釋 為什要問那個尷尬的Q)
我:Peter, u asked before
He:o i forgot
我:and yours?
He:r u gay
我:not really
He:u r not realy gay
我:correctly, I'm a bi
He:wat is a bi
我:bisexual
(不小心出櫃了)
我:do u know the word?
He:no
(我只能說"哇哩咧" 很難聊耶)
我:that's ok, u r still too young
He:k
^ok
He:a how u get that ok
^^(是指表情符號的部分)
我:what? I can't understand?
(被弄得的點亂了 = =)
He:never mind i got it c
He:ok
我:Ok
我:u r clever
我:Ha....I get it
He:do u have any more or something like dat
我:let me check
He:u can show me
(於是陸陸續續傳一些表情符號給他 族繁不及備繁)
He:not dat
我:so what do u want?
He:sory my mom was coming
我:no idea
我:m.... so ?
He:i dont want he to c it
我:ic but why not?
He:ya
He:i wil get in trouble
我:really?
He:yop
我:and can u describe ur place"Bermuda?!" for me
我:I have totally no idea of that
(後來我還自己查了維基百科:http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%99%BE%E6%85%95%E9%81%94)
He:it look like a fish hook
我：m...is it an island?
He:n u
我：a big nation?
He:r u a super star
(他又問了同樣的問題 = =|||)
我:no
He:did i say that already
(而且還自己發現...)
我:u've asked
He:o
我:do u have pic?
He:i dont have a proble or nothing i didnt c it beace my computer
He:wat is a pic
我:picture of urself
He:4 my email pictuer
He:i just want to c what u lokk like?
He:how u get dat pictuer
我:which one?
He:u hav a webcam
我:yap
He:lies
我:really
He:is dat you
He:I don't know how to get a picture of dat
我:yes
He:could I c u?
(然後就開訊給他看 ^^)
He:u r good looking
我:no, u r telling a lie ha~~~
(其實心裡有點小暗爽!!!)
He:u could c me
我:so do u have a webcam?
He:wat am i doing know
我:do u have a webcam?
He:show me wat i am doing
我:i cannot c u
He: u lie
我:really = =
He:u sad u can c me
我:no~~I just asked
He:o
我:'cuz u didn't place any picture and no webcam
He:make a w with your fingers
我:wat
He:do u smoke
我:a little
我:why do u ask that
He:u smoke a little
我:yes
He:because i can c it in your eye
我:u lie
我:can u change ur picture
He:i know
He:ya
我:no~i want to c u
He:dat all
(他只是換了另一張搞笑的照片罷了 = =|||)
我:do u have a gallery?
(我有點被惹毛了 這小毛頭有點聽不懂我在講什麼是不是 ><)
He:i dont have a webcam
我:ic
我:is there any Asian in ur country?
(趕快換話題好了 不然很煩...)
He:i think so
He:ya
He:r u Asian
我:yes, Taiwan is next to China
He:o i have a lot of stuff made from taiwan
我:what time is it now in ur place
我:really/ like what?
He:do u have a PSP or PS2
我:no
He:or X-box
我:I don't play games
我:it' s not popular here
He:o
He:i keep thinking u r 11
(又回來了...|||)
我:why? do I lokk young
He:i just wat to know
He:a little
我:asians always lokk younger than u r
He: u look 13
(哈~~有沒有那麼幼齒丫?!)
我:no... I'm 20 already, I don't have to lie u
He:a have anymore of tham pictuers
我:tham?
(他很多字的用法 我都看不懂 有點惱人)
我:I can't get it
He:say something like yo
我:I am a not famous singer
我:still study in the University
我:in Law
He:o
He:and i never asked if u were
我:m....
He:do u have a child
(哇咧~~丫不是說我像13歲 = =)
我:I checked that ur place is belonged to GB
我:ha~~~~of course not
我:I have no relaitionship now
He:wat is GB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我:Great Britian
He:who is dat
(他竟然不知道 我真的被打敗了)
我:are'nt u from Bermuda?
He:ya
我:so u r an English, right?
He:ya
我:that's what I mean
(我跟小孩子真的沒辦法溝通 我說真的 = =|||)
我:Wait ....
He:wat u mean
我:u r an English
He:ya
我:it's difficult to chat with u
(我終於說出了我的心聲...)
我:Ha~~
He:ha ha
我:My roommates r just coming
(番薯跟小月...又吵架了 = =)
我:what's that?
(他傳一個影音檔給我)
He:play it
He:u hear somthing
我:i'm trying
He:ok
(.......)
我:nothing
我:I can't hear it?
He:ok than
我:what's that
He:so u r studying 4 law
(很賤耶 都不回答我)
我:yes
He:is collage hard
我:yes
He:thanks
我:why thanks?
我:hey~~I got to sleep
He:some advice
(咦~~我想:我們之間是真的有點代溝)
我:ha~~~no sweat
He:k bye
我:so can I keep u in list?
He:a wat time is it
我:4:00a.m here
我:and urs?
He:3:54 pm
(所以大概剛好差了十二個小時吧?!)
我:ic
He:u r am rigth
(這句話我完全看不懂 >"<)
我:yes
(就亂回答一通...)
我:so it's really late here
He:men u can stay up late
我:i'm exhausted, in fact
我:ha~~~
他:let's chat another time ^^
其實還蠻沒重點的 老實說
不過我後來上線 他也是一直噹我
好像一副很愛跟我聊天似的
害我有點受寵若驚 = =|||
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